Today in the van today Phat Daddy told me to ask Doodle to tell me the difference between monkeys.
Me: What's the, difference between monkeys, Peter Pan? (he likes to be called Peter Pan)
Doodle: Smart Monkeys say 'ooh-ooh ah ah.' Dumb Monkeys say 'ooh ooh eee ee."
Me: What makes a monkey um?
Doodle: Dumb Monkeys watch lots of tv. Smart monkeys only watch a little tv.
Seems like our plan to cut back on tv is working.